Instead, I get a cliffhanger! This teenager was stuck with nowhere to go and a long ways down!

It is steep and a long ways down.
You can see him hanging onto that bush, the only thing between him and the rocks below.

Two police officers and two firetrucks showed up

Fireman slinging down the rope and they pulled him up.

A very relieved teenager.

This was what I really came for, Bald Eagles!

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